Friday's Letters

Dear Friday:

So glad you finally decided to show up this week!  I almost thought you wouldn't make it.  Thank's for being so speedy to get here though! *SARCASM*

Dear Jenna Marbles: You have done it again you funny bitch you!

Dear Fashion show last night:  You were so much fun, thank you for an excuse to dress up pretty. Here is a sneak peek pic. 

Dear Bo Bo:  Thank you for being understanding and bascially the best dog ever.  Mommy is sorry for staying out late 2 nights this week! I promise I am making it up to you tomorrow!  C-A-R  T-R-I-P

Dear Lake Murray, South Carolina:  I cant wait to float around of you this weekend!  Get ready!

Dear Real Housewives of OC and NJ:  I really don't care what anyone says about you.  You are my favorite shows and I am not embarrassed!  And also Dear Tamra from the OC:  Your bubbies, as they would say in Jersey look SO much better smaller!  You don't need those huge fake boobs to look good!

Thats all, have a great weekend!

XO,
Sara

Friday's Letters

Well I have never done a "link up."  At least that's what I think its called? But one of the many blogs I stalk Adventures of Newlyweds does one so I thought I would join in the fun!  Hopefully I am doing this right, here we go:





Dear Friday, thank you for letting me get off work early today!  I really needed some me time.  Dear Jenna Marbles, OMG I almost peed my shorts laughing at this video.  Please do not watch if curse words offend you.  I personally have a raunchy sense of humor sometimes and thought this was hilarious.

Dear New Joe's Jeans that just arrived in the mailbox today.  I heart you and how you make my tush look so much rounder than it actually is.
Dear anyone who is invited to a wedding ever.  2 names on the invite means 2 people are invited.  Your name "and guest" means 2 people are invited.  Just your name means JUST YOU are invited. Open bar and crab cakes are expensive people and some wedding venues (like mine) only hold so many people.  There is no room for that dude who you just met at the bar and asked to be your date.  I am sorry lots of brides have to cut off the guests at people who are actually dating someone!
Dear Fiance and blog readers, thank you for putting up with bridezilla rants like above:)

XO,
Sara